Well-Endowed Polly

A man suspects his wife of cheating on him so he goes to the pet store to shop for a parrot. He sees quite an assortment of parrots for sale for five hundred to a thousand dollars, but that's a bit more than he wants to spend, so he's delighted to come across one for sale for thirty dollars.

"Why so cheap?" he asks the clerk.

"His dick is oversized and that embarrasses the customers" the clerk explains. The husband buys the bird anyway and places it on a perch over the bed.

The next day the first thing he does after coming home from work is to rush upstairs. "Well, what happened today?" he asks the bird.

"Well, the milkman came, and your wife told him to come into the bedroom, and they took off their clothes, and got into bed."

"So what happened next?" screamed the irate husband.

"I don't know," says the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch, hit my head and knocked myself out."