Concerned Blonde

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help.

One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other.

Jealous Husband

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.

Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs.

They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos.

The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing.

Blonde in a car accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

Blonde Detective

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?", he asks the first blonde.

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well, that's because the picture shows his profile."

Jealous blonde with handgun

A young blonde woman comes to know that her husband is having an extramarital affair.

She is distraught at the news. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

When she comes home the next day, she finds her husband naked in bed with a beautiful redhead.

Shy guy goes into a bar

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.

“Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

The Badge

A US special agent pulled up to a ranch house in Texas and talked with an older rancher.

He told the rancher, “I need to search your ranch for an escaped fugitive we believe to be in the area.”

The rancher said, “Okay no problem, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the field.

The agent verbally exploded saying, “Sir, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his coat pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.