Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him. "Say, Chris, how ya doing? How's the tractor selling business these days?"
If Chris had looked sad before, at the mention of tractor sales, his face sank even more, and a tear came to his eye.
"John," he said, shaking his head, "I don't know what it is. I can't sell a tractor these days to save my life. I'll tell you, I just gotta sell one tractor and soon, or else I'll lose that dealership for good."
"Well," John said, taking the barstool next to him, "If you think you got it bad, I got it worse. Now you listen to this...
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Poor Kellie Pickler is Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Maybe not, but she is a great singer, survivor and human being. Also, she is cute as hell.
In 2007, Kellie Pickler, appeared on a charity episode of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? On the episode, she missed a question about the location of Budapest, and in her conversation with Jeff Foxworthy revealed that she thought Europe was a country and was not sure about the status of France.
In May 2009, Kellie Pickler was nominated and won the title of "World's Sexiest Vegetarian" by PETA.
Pickler says she first decided to go vegetarian for health reasons, but a TV ad that vegetarian Pamela Anderson did for animal rights group PETA piqued her curiosity. "One night I couldn't sleep and I was up and just Googling random stuff and I'm like, 'Hmmm, PETA.' I saw all the videos and I just thought it was horrible. It's animal cruelty. A lot of it has to do with knowing what happens to the animals and it really bothered me and so I will not eat meat."
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his blonde sister-in-law, Mandy, sitting at his bed side. Though Mandy was a sweet and caring girl, she was not that smart.
He asked Mandy how his wife was.
Mandy replied, "Don't worry. Everybody is fine. Your wife gave birth to a son and a daughter, but the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificate sfiled and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
