The New Secretary

The Manager hired a new secretary, she was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, yet latter on he happens to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her in, he asked, "by the way, Miss Jones, when you say my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

Why I Don't 'Get' Cell Phones.

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Okay, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.. I tell him "No. I am a little busy right now."

Then I hear the person say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions"

Cell phones, don't you just love them!