Avril Lavigne - Smile

Music video by Avril Lavigne performing Smile.

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Music video by Avril Lavigne performing Girlfriend.

Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending

Music video by Avril Lavigne performing My Happy Ending.

Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone

Music video by Avril Lavigne performing When You're Gone.

Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

Meaningful conversation

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said,"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

Hole in the hand

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?

The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide."

"So first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it."

"So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!"

"Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them!"

"So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"