Wednesday 3 October 2012

Kyon - Official Full Song - Barfi




Kyon - Official Brand New HD Full Song Of The Upcoming Hindi Movie Barfi! Starring Ranbir Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra And Ileana, this film releases on September, 14th, 2012

Tuesday 2 October 2012

Main Kya Karoon - Official Full Song - Barfi



Watch 'Main Kya Karoon' Official Brand New HD Full Song Of The Upcoming Hindi Movie Barfi! Starring Ranbir Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra And Ileana, this film releases on September, 14th, 2012

Monday 1 October 2012

Ala Barfi! - Official Full Song - Barfi



Watch 'Ala Barfi!' Official Brand New HD Full Song Of The Upcoming Hindi Movie Barfi! Starring Ranbir Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra And Ileana, this film releases on September, 14th, 2012

Sunday 30 September 2012

'In My City' with Priyanka Chopra



Exclusive behind the scenes footage of the making of 'In My City' by Priyanka Chopra ft. Will.i.am.

Saturday 29 September 2012

Saturday 22 September 2012

Bon Jovi - It's My Life



Music video by Bon Jovi performing It's My Life, directed by Wayne Isham and featuring Will Estes (as Tommy) and Shiri Appleby (as Gina)

"For Tommy and Gina, who never back down"

Saturday 15 September 2012

Aerosmith - Crazy



Music video by Aerosmith performing Crazy featuring Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone

Saturday 8 September 2012

Aerosmith - Legendary Child



Music video by Aerosmith performing Legendary Child with Alexa Vega as the Roller Skates Girl

Friday 3 August 2012

Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."


Thursday 2 August 2012

Meaningful conversation

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said,"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."


Wednesday 1 August 2012

Hole in the hand

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?

The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide."

"So first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it."

"So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!"

"Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them!"

"So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"

Monday 30 July 2012

Farmer John and Salesman Chris

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him. "Say, Chris, how ya doing? How's the tractor selling business these days?"

If Chris had looked sad before, at the mention of tractor sales, his face sank even more, and a tear came to his eye.

"John," he said, shaking his head, "I don't know what it is. I can't sell a tractor these days to save my life. I'll tell you, I just gotta sell one tractor and soon, or else I'll lose that dealership for good."

"Well," John said, taking the barstool next to him, "If you think you got it bad, I got it worse. Now you listen to this... ."


Saturday 28 July 2012

Avril Lavigne - Wish You Were Here



Music video by Avril Lavigne performing Wish You Were Here. Director: Dave Meyers. (C) 2011 RCA Records, a unit of Sony Music Entertainment

Thursday 26 July 2012

Monkey See Monkey Do



A group of people all stare at and imitate some people eating their food.

Wednesday 25 July 2012

The Plan - Award Winning Short Film - HVX200




A man quits his job, leaves his girlfriend and drives to Vegas to put all of his money on red.

Monday 23 July 2012

Poor Kellie Pickler is Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader?



Poor Kellie Pickler is Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Maybe not, but she is a great singer, survivor and human being. Also, she is cute as hell.

In 2007, Kellie Pickler, appeared on a charity episode of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? On the episode, she missed a question about the location of Budapest, and in her conversation with Jeff Foxworthy revealed that she thought Europe was a country and was not sure about the status of France.

In May 2009, Kellie Pickler was nominated and won the title of "World's Sexiest Vegetarian" by PETA.

Pickler says she first decided to go vegetarian for health reasons, but a TV ad that vegetarian Pamela Anderson did for animal rights group PETA piqued her curiosity. "One night I couldn't sleep and I was up and just Googling random stuff and I'm like, 'Hmmm, PETA.' I saw all the videos and I just thought it was horrible. It's animal cruelty. A lot of it has to do with knowing what happens to the animals and it really bothered me and so I will not eat meat."

Monday 2 July 2012

Blonde sister-in-law

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.


Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his blonde sister-in-law, Mandy, sitting at his bed side. Though Mandy was a sweet and caring girl, she was not that smart.

He asked Mandy how his wife was.

Mandy replied, "Don't worry. Everybody is fine. Your wife gave birth to a son and a daughter, but the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificate sfiled and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."


Sunday 1 July 2012

Anything else?


A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.

Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.

Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home.


Saturday 30 June 2012

Concerned Blonde


A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help.

One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other.


Friday 29 June 2012

Jealous Husband


A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.

Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs.

They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos.

The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing.


Thursday 28 June 2012

Blonde in a car accident


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.


Wednesday 27 June 2012

Blonde Detective

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?", he asks the first blonde.

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well, that's because the picture shows his profile."

Jealous blonde with handgun




A young blonde woman comes to know that her husband is having an extramarital affair.

She is distraught at the news. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

When she comes home the next day, she finds her husband naked in bed with a beautiful redhead.


Tuesday 26 June 2012

Shy guy goes into a bar

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.

“Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”


Monday 25 June 2012

The Badge

A US special agent pulled up to a ranch house in Texas and talked with an older rancher.

He told the rancher, “I need to search your ranch for an escaped fugitive we believe to be in the area.”

The rancher said, “Okay no problem, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the field.

The agent verbally exploded saying, “Sir, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his coat pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.


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