Monday 2 July 2012

Blonde sister-in-law

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.


Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his blonde sister-in-law, Mandy, sitting at his bed side. Though Mandy was a sweet and caring girl, she was not that smart.

He asked Mandy how his wife was.

Mandy replied, "Don't worry. Everybody is fine. Your wife gave birth to a son and a daughter, but the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificate sfiled and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."


The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has she done now? Hope she gave them proper names." and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"

Mandy  replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty and sweet name! I am very proud of you!!! What did you come up with for my son?"

Mandy replied, "Denephew."

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