Blonde Detective

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?", he asks the first blonde.

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well, that's because the picture shows his profile."

Jealous blonde with handgun

A young blonde woman comes to know that her husband is having an extramarital affair.

She is distraught at the news. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

When she comes home the next day, she finds her husband naked in bed with a beautiful redhead.