It's Dark In Here

A wife often saw her lover at home while her husband was at work. One day, her 8-year old son hid in the closet to see what his mother was doing with that man.

A moment later the husband came home unexpectedly. In panic, the wife hid her lover in the same closet.
Son: It's dark in here.
Lover: It is.
Son. I've got a soccer ball.
Lover: Good for you.
Kid: Do you want to buy it?
Man: No. thanks.
Kid: My father's out there.
Man: OK, how much?
Kid: $250!

A few days later, the kid was in the closest again with the mother's lover.
Kid: It's dark here.
Man: It is.
Kid: I've got great baskets.
Man: (remembering the last time, grimaces): How much?
Kid: $500!

A few days later, the father says to the kid, "Get your baskets and your soccer ball; we'll have a party"
Kid: I can't, I sold them.
Father: For how much?
Kid: $750!
Father: It isn't right to swindle people like that. Those things never go for those kinds of prices. I'm taking you to church for confession!

The father takes his son to the church, shoves him into the confessional, and closes the door.

Kid: It's dark in here.
Priest: Shit, now don't start that again!